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Getting ready for the Olympics

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:14:28 +0000

With Beijing getting ready for all the Olympiphiles, misuse of English is bound to be on a rise. But in my opinion, it’s the tourists’ responsibility to understand their hosts.

Here, then, are a few choice examples of how the language barrier can be breached - and in the Chinese style, using much more force than necessary:

…but taste like Cat

Here, crippie, take my seat. You look a little gravid.

Dericious with flied lice.

The entrance to my Crib, Yo!

To be honest, sounds better than canned water, doesn’t it?

Go over there to die please. Thank you!

Good to know…

How rude… some of my best friends are liquor heads!

I’d think twice about entering…

Much tastier than the grown up variety!

But it’s nothing compared to how the Robster feels.

"…I love starbutts and I cannot lie…"

I wouldn’t tickle this one.

Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.

AKA ‘Dress Barn’

No no no no no no…..

This one is just too easy

Now that’s what I call "Full Service"!

See you after the flight, Mom!

Should be in front of half the hotels…

The Dork is delicious, but I’m not sure about the Barboos.

Manbat

Administrator — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:11:54 +0000

New Path vs. Synanon

Administrator — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:19:08 +0000

Etre supreme

Administrator — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:15:18 +0000

mmmx66jo09

Administrator — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:16:43 +0000

Smoke angel

Administrator — Fri, 23 May 2008 09:10:16 +0000

109847654

Administrator — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:12:47 +0000

I’d kill for some of this stuff right now (or: How I crave deeply for some sushi)

Administrator — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:34:15 +0000

Apparently Baphomat is labeled god, and located inside a synagogue

Administrator — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:17:56 +0000

They were all yellow

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:08:21 +0000

Can this be the art of human suffering?

Administrator — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:06:16 +0000

English Toffee

Administrator — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:07:02 +0000

So I was looking for a toffee recipe, right?

All I found was English toffee, which turned out to be even better!

:)

Administrator — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:00:00 +0000

Chakra map

Administrator — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:14:00 +0000

Brunching and drinking

Administrator — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:17:46 +0000

The familia went for a brunch on dad’s b-day.

We sat down, ate lots of meats, and there were plenty of mimosas going around.

So it’s pretty awesome, and if you wanna you can make some too using this mimosa recipe.